If you answered “yes” to any of these, then you should consider having sex with a DOG. Wait, don’t laugh! I am VERY serious. I know it sounds gross, but you really don’t know what you are missing until you’ve tried it. Thousands of women and girls worldwide agree with me (just read the animal sex newsgroups and web pages), and, by all indications, more women are discovering this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and electrifying sexual experience there is.
If you have a dog, chances are he is practically your best friend already. He is more loyal than any man, and loves you completely, unlike many men. He doesn’t talk back or argue, and he’s always there for you. Why not take it a step further and let him become your sexual lover? Male dogs are naturally horny practically all the time, so helping him relieve some sexual frustration is just a demonstration of your love for him (and a lot of fun for you)! Unlike men, dogs are almost always ready to have sex when you want to, they won’t tell all their friends about your experience together (and who cares if they do?), they can’t expose you to AIDS or other sexual diseases, and, perhaps best of all, they can’t get you pregnant!
I’m sure many of you are disgusted by this whole idea, and that’s okay. You can just quit reading now and go on with your boring “normal” sex life. But if you want to learn something new, something that will make your present solo, heterosexual, or homosexual sex life take off to incredible new heights, then listen up.
I am a 33-year-old middle-class female. I first had sexual contact with a dog when I was 14, and it continued off and on until I went to college. At the time, I always felt ashamed or weird and guilty, and that kind of ruined the experience. After I graduated from college and had my own place, I got another dog. One night, I came home drunk and horny and ended up messing around with Max the way I had with my other dog before I’d left home. Afterwards, the guilty feelings set in again, but I started thinking about it at another level. I’ve always been a frequent masturbator, and I’d come to realize that it is a woman’s perfect right to please her body…there was nothing to feel guilty about acknowledging that I was sexual creature. Along the same lines, I realized that Max was also a sexual creature, only he didn’t have any way to relieve himself the way humans do. Therefore, I could not think of any reason it would be wrong for me to please Max as well as myself…if he wanted to do it, how could it be wrong? I decided that if God didn’t want us to do it, he wouldn’t have made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females. Or he wouldn’t have made Max interested in being stimulated by humans, either. I decided that it’s my body, and my puppy, and I could do what I wanted as long as it didn’t hurt either one of us and we both wanted to do it.
If you are still reading this, chances are you are more than just a little bit curious about dog-sex, but you’re nervous. You worry that it might mean you are “going over the edge.” Or that you could be hurt somehow by the experience. Well, it’s okay to be nervous…this is a new experience unlike any you have had, and it is certainly not for everyone. Obviously, it is one of the more perverse things you can do. But, in many ways, that’s why it’s such a HOT thing to do…the nastier things are, the more some of us like them. Do you find that this is true for you and your sexuality? If so, then you should think about letting yourself go and just start to experiment with your Ruff-Ruff.
You don’t have to dive in and have sex with him the first night. If you don’t like it after trying the preliminaries, you can stop any time (unlike some asshole men, a dog won’t try to FORCE you to keep going if you get him stimulated!). I’ve never seen a dog get overly aggressive or mean with a woman, so I don’t think you should worry about that.
Which breeds are best? Any non-neutered males will respond. (Some of the women I have corresponded with say that even some females and neutered males will enjoy licking you.) Males between 9 mos. five years old seem to be the most interested. Dogs with large penises are the best for vaginal and anal sex, but any male will be good for oral sex. Below is a table of comparative penis sizes that was posted in the newsgroups earlier. I think it is pretty accurate.
I have tried Collies, Labs, Shepherds, and Great Danes. My favorite is the German Shepherd…they are large enough and gentle.
So, you have your dog, but how do you get him interested? I suggest that first you get yourself stimulated so that you are producing your natural scent and lubrication. Do this while snuggling with him on the bed or floor so that he can start to smell it. After a few minutes, start with him. Pull the sheath back from his cock and study his cock; get to know its shape and size. Work the sheath back and forth over it until it expands a little and begins to stick out of the sheath on its own. (If you have the guts, give it a little suck with your lips!) Then gently take hold of the red shaft between your thumb and finger and move it back and forth. His penis should start to grow a lot then. Masturbate him basically like you would a guy. Once it is fully erect, he should be getting horny. (One important thing to remember when handling a dog: While most men like to have their balls rubbed or this is not so with all dogs. I recommend avoiding his testicles altogether, at least at the start.)
Once he is horny, you should move so that your vagina is near his nose and he can get a good whiff of you. About half the dogs who are new at this will respond naturally right then. Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman’s vagina, so many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dog’s tongue is also much longer and can get to many places that a man can’t or won’t. A dog’s tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many I’ll bet. Well, I’m here to tell you that having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem doing it for you! If you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack, you have truly missed something grand.
There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calves is flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you must do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass. For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lie the upper part of your body face down onto the bed, keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.
Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue, let’s talk about what you can do with yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken with, a dog’s cock is three times cleaner that a man’s cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that I am sucking on an animal’s dick will get me so horny, that it doesn’t take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the greatest orgasms this way.
Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. Get him hard with your hand, then start to lick it. Finally, put the entire penis in your mouth and begin sucking, moving up and down on it like you would a man. Rover will be heaven by this point.
While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of your tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will help him to reach his climax. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft, they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the female’s vagina. At full arousal is when he will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.
As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further, then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide.
My favorite position for performing oral sex on a dog is a subservient one. I lie on my back on the floor next to the couch, with the couch propping up my head, aided by pillows if necessary. Then Max “mounts” the couch, with his paws and upper body on the couch and his cock in my mouth. Then he just fucks my mouth while I use a vibrator in my pussy with one hand and my other hand rubs my clit. I have trained myself to cum about when he does. It is so HOT having hot doggie sperm shoot in your mouth as you cum, too!
Good old screwing that’s what this is all about, well not quite. There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man other than the dog can’t get you pregnant.
At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. (If you choose the missionary position, you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time.) Ok you want to try the missionary position, you are sitting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs spread wide apart. Here comes your lover. He sees your warm and wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body between your legs. (I like to put some socks over his front paws so that he can’t scratch me accidentally.)
Then you take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you, he begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly fills you up you too reach climax. If you allow him to put his knot inside you, YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you; you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. You can also push against his hind legs to both keep his knot out and control the rhythm. But I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my dog put his knot in every time we make love, but whether you want to, is up to you. I have found that having his knot inside pushes against the inside walls of my vagina in a truly unique way. It also pushes underneath my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. (However, not having the knot inside you can also be fun, as it bumps your clit with each thrust; that is, if your finger isn’t working your clit already.)
Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him. This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. He will at first sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him, he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you, he will begin to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he will do the rest. As the two of you continue, he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time, if you want it inside you, you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in. If you don’t want it in you, you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that you don’t want his knot in you, you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you, you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So, if you have any doubts at all I would stick with the missionary position.
Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you. You begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. A dog’s body temperature is higher than a human and his cum is even warmer, and as he cums deep inside you, you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices mix with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.
In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn’t. I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find an open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position, you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you must do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that must be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER EVER use Vaseline or the like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.
Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do it. To lubricate the inside, I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an ounce or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.
Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you, you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside, he will hump just like with vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much general stimulation with anal sex, you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is place a dildo or vibrator into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to your clitoris and help you reach climax. I almost always do this and can safely say that the best orgasms I have ever experienced in my life were when doing this.
Okay, girls, GOOD LUCK. Quit worrying and get fucking! Take Care.